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God defines it, not man by Feesu-san God defines it, not man by Feesu-san
Okay, I've said it before, and I'll say it again (this time I'll just elaborate): its only God that defines marriage; not you, not humans, not the government, not some activists, just God alone.

And before you say stuff like "Then polygamy is okay", or "But love is love!", or whatever excuse you're about to come up with, let me just get some stuff straight here, especially on some certain issues:


Polygamy

Okay, some of you may think that there are people in the Bible that practice polygamy (well, there were). But the big question is this: is polygamy acceptable? The answer is no.

Can a man love more than one wife? Certainly not.

A man cannot love more than one wife, neither should a woman love more than one husband. (1 Corinthians 7:1-2). The Scriptures tells us that "each man should have sexual relations with his own wife, and each woman with her own husband." This sinful practice can be classified as a combination of fornication and adultery.

In countries such as Brazil and Netherlands that have legalized it, it has created a whole deal of chaos in those families, and the rest of the people.

Polygamous marriages, (or known to some countries as "group marriages"), can put a whole household into so much unrest and ruins, and it will have a negative impact on children living in polygamous families.

Having said that, polygamy is also classified as greed, because they will even take other men's wives, which before God is wrong. God created marriage between 1 man and 1 womanAdam and Eve, not one man and multiple wives, not even Adam and multiple Eves.

Now I mentioned it, during Issac's time, people were seeing polygamy as a norm (which before God its not). But Issac married only one wife, and that's Rebekah. He loved her dearly, and he was loyal to her that he did not take another wife for any reason whatsoever.

Joseph, the 11th son of Jacob did not take many wives himself; he only married one woman, and had two sons with her.

Some of you reading this may think that the Bible condones polygamy. Wrong. And in case you didn't know, it's actually Islam that allows that practice, not Christianity. And with that being said, God's Word never for once approves it. The Bible also says "Neither shall he multiply wives to himself, that his heart turn not away: neither shall he greatly multiply to himself silver and gold." (Deuteronomy 17:17). Even the New Testament makes it clear that men are ought to have one wife, for example, when speaking about the role of the elders it says "A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, vigilant, sober, of good behaviour, given to hospitality, apt to teach" (1 Timothy 3:2).
Bear in mind that phrase "the husband of one wife"; not two, not three, not four, not even 100, but one wife. That just tells you that polygamy is clearly unacceptable.

To all Christians reading this, and to all who are looking forward to be married someday, stick to one husband/wife.



Arranged marriage

Regardless of what you think, human beings are not Matchmakers. Okay? Unfortunately this thing is happening across the globe, more especially among rich people and Muslims. Some will even sell their daughters as child brides, which is totally wrong. Some will even kidnap young girls to forcefully marry them. That is why you even see human trafficking here, where they sell girls as child brides, forcing them to marry at such a young age. Its repulsive. Its wrong. Its downright immoral.

I mean, seriously, why can't they understand that God is the real Matchmaker? They just end up taking it into their own hands, and that never ends well. At all.

I mean, during Issac time, he wanted to marry but none of the ladies living there are even eligible because they all worship pagan gods. So God used Abraham's servant Eliezar, to bring the right wife for Issac.

God has His own way of bringing the right husband/wife for you, if you simply leave the matter to God's hands!



Same-sex "marriage"

A very widely debated topic, still going on today. And believe it or not, same-sex "marriage" is and will always be a sin. In fact, when it comes to homosexuality itself, the Bible does clearly forbids it. In countries such as Spain and Argentina that have allowed this practice, it has created a great deal of damage, to the point it even destroyed many families, and it is a very grave injustice to equality. Even in Netherlands, there has been a significant fall in the marriage rate since the day marriage was redefined. In France, there have been continuous large scale protests against this practice, even after the law was passed. In this century we live in, homosexuality is considered normal by many people. Whenever it is mentioned, it is not uncommon to hear someone ask "What's wrong with two people of the same gender falling in love? Isn't it normal?" The answers to these questions can be found in none other than the Bible.

In the modernized world we live in, people (especially Christians) are labelled as "homophobes" for not agreeing with homosexuality or anything related to it such as same-sex 'marriage', which is just foolish mentality. 

The world considers what God clearly tells is unnatural to be natural (Romans 1:26-27). Some may argue that God's law forbidding homosexuality was only for the Old Covenant which God made between Himself and the Israelites. However, a quick search of the Scriptures will show that the New Testament has more verses condemning homosexuality than the Old Testament does. 

Jesus himself gave God's definition of marriage in Mark 10:6-9, when he was speaking about marriage and grounds of divorce. He said that in the beginning 'God made them male and female.' He also said that "a man shall leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh'; so then they are no longer two, but one flesh. Therefore what God has joined together, let not man separate."

Plus, God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. Geez man.

Recent polls also show that children are better off with a married mother and father than same-sex couples.

The worst part about that is that some of todays churches are even accepting it as a norm. No. Its shouldn't be that way. Its not good, its not Biblical, its not Godly, its not right.

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Transgender "marriage"

Possibly one of the rarely debated issues, transgender 'marriage' is as worse as same-sex 'marriage'. It will affect everybody in a really drastic way. When men liberalizes sin, and when sin demands rights and acceptance, that very nation will crumble down, and will eventually lead people to Hell. This practice is not genetically based, and it is not simply a psychological disorder that "have to live with"; it is rebellion against God's plan. 

God created marriage solely between one man and one woman, but in today's world, they disregard the Truth and not only promote same-sex 'marriage', but also promote laws that involves a transgender person who was born a male to marry a man, and a transgender person born a female to marry a woman.

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The most basic to our understanding of sex is that God created two (and only two) genders: male and female, as He created Adam as a man, and Eve as a woman. (Genesis 1:27). There is no room for error in God's creation, and no one is born with the "wrong body." as the transsexual activists so claim.

They may think they are right all the time, but God will weigh their hearts (Proverbs 21:2). And the Scriptures clearly warned of such pride:

"For the wicked boasts of the desires of his soul, and the one greedy for gain curses and renounces the Lord. In the pride of his face the wicked does not seek him; all his thoughts are, "There is no God." ~ Psalms 10:3-4

"For the sin of their mouths, the words of their lips, let them be trapped in their pride. For the cursing and lies that they utter" ~ Psalms 59:12

"For all that is in the world—the desires of the flesh and the desires of the eyes and pride of life—is not from the Father but is from the world." ~ 1 John 2:16

And also the Bible says that He resists the proud and give grace to the humble (Proverbs 3:34). Some people (even the LGBT activists, and so-called Christians) may argue "But what's wrong with pride?!", when pride, unfortunately is what Satan uses to lead more people to Hell. It is no wonder that many are too comfortable in sin that they are very hardened against The Word of God.

A man should stay as a man, and a woman should stay as a woman, is that too hard to ask?

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Bestiality

In all honesty, God's Word strongly condemns such immoral act, revolting, sinful and sickening act. An example is Leviticus 18:23 where it says "Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion."

Why is bestiality condemned so strongly? First and foremost, it is an unnatural perversion. Clearly, human beings were designed/intended to mate with other human beings, (a man and a woman for that matter) not animals. In the creation account, none of the animals were “suitable” for Adam (Genesis 2:20). Second, bestiality represents the ultimate of sexual deviancy. The fact that the animal was to be put to death (Leviticus 20:15-16), despite the fact that it would be “innocent,” indicates how wickedly perverse bestiality is. Third, and perhaps most importantly, bestiality essentially denies the uniqueness of humanity which God created in His image (Genesis 1:27). Bestiality lowers humanity to nothing more than an animal, a beast which is unable to distinguish right from wrong, natural from unnatural, love from lust.

I mean seriously, like other sexual immoralities like homosexualitybisexuality, etc. is not even about love, its lust. And such act will land one to Hell.

Should humans marry animals? Heck. no. God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. And He most certainly did not create marriage between a human being an an animal.

Unfortunately, countries such as the Netherlands have allowed it to creep in as a norm, and there have been recent reports that a woman actually married her pet dog. I think I am going to PUKE! I think I am going to PUKE!  Gross.

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Child "marriage"

Probably a rarely debated topic, but yet a very immoral act that is a trigger to arranged marriage, which unfortunately is happening in some countries across the globe, more especially among Muslims. Again, humans are not Matchmakers. The worst thing about that is that some parents get their daughters out of school to have them marry men twice or three times their age. I don't know of you but...no child should ever have to go through that. Crying 

As C.S. Lewis would say “The monstrosity of sexual intercourse outside marriage is that those who indulge in it are trying to isolate one kind of union (the sexual) from all the other kinds of union which were intended to go along with it and make up the total union.”  

“God created marriage. No government subcommittee envisioned it. No social organization developed it. Marriage was conceived and born in the mind of God.”  ~ Max Lucado

This act is just wrong before God for crying out loud, and the Bible never once supported such thing. And yet, here we are making the lousy and pathetic excuse "Love is love". tsk "Love is love" my foot! For goodness sake, its only God that defines marriage, not man. He didn't created it between two men or two women, or a human being and a animal or a man and a child, solely between one man and one woman.

The worst part about that is that it even triggers pedophilia, and pedophilia is a sin, its perversion (Ephesians 4:19).

"Take heed that ye despise not one of these little ones; for I say unto you, That in heaven their angels do always behold the face of my Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 18:10)

I mean, children are blessing from God and the heart of marriage, they are not objects to use used and dumped and ridiculed! Really Sad  For goodness sake, let kids be kids!



Incest "marriage"

Probably another rarely debated topic. Incest is clearly repulsive, that even some people want it to be recognized as a "marriage", which is so ridiculous and sinful. Let's see what the Bible says about incest, shall we?

"None of you shall approach to any that is near of kin to him, to uncover their nakedness: I am the LordThe nakedness of thy father, or the nakedness of thy mother, shalt thou not uncover: she is thy mother; thou shalt not uncover her nakedness." (Leviticus 18:6-7)

"And if a man shall take his sister, his father's daughter, or his mother's daughter, and see her nakedness, and she see his nakedness; it is a wicked thing; and they shall be cut off in the sight of their people: he hath uncovered his sister's nakedness; he shall bear his iniquity." (Leviticus 20:17)

And recently, New York city has unanimously approved the so-called "marriage" between a niece and her uncle. :no:www.telegraph.co.uk/news/world…

This is beyond repulsive.



What marriage is

When you hear the word marriage, its earliest use of that very English word dates back to the 13th century. However, it's more valuable than we can ever think. Having said so, there is more to marriage than just "love and romance". Unfortunately, many seem to deny that.

Who created marriage in the first place? God did. In the book of Genesis, highlights God's plan for marriage as it says: 

"So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them.  And God blessed them. And God said to them, "Be fruitful and multiply and fill the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the heavens and over every living thing that moves on the earth.~ Genesis 1:27-28 
First of all, marriage, is not something that just happened recently in the century we live in. In fact the first marriage took place right in the beginning, when Adam and Eve are joined together as husband and wife (Genesis 3:21-24).

After he created Adam and all the animals, God said “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.” . So He put Adam to sleep, “and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which the Lord God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.” (Genesis 2:21,22)

When a man and a woman get married they commit themselves to spending their lives in a new relationship. It is a partnership of love, made richer and deeper through sex. Like many people, Christians regard it as the best context for nurturing children. It is also seen as the best (many Christians would say the only) setting for sex.

In any marriage ceremony the bride and groom must confirm that they want to marry each other, and after the opportunity has been given publicly for anyone present to prevent the marriage if there is a legal reason, the couple join hands and make promises. They exchange rings, which are worn as a reminder of these promises for the duration of their married life. 

Marriage is more than a man a woman joined together, it is a beautiful gift from God, a marital devotion solely between one man and one woman as God created it to be. And to add to it, marriage is meant to be for life, and not some cheap contract for people to use and dump. Jesus gave a solid warning concerning divorce, when He said, "Whoever divorces his wife and marries another commits adultery against her. And if a woman divorces her husband and marries another, she commits adultery." (Mark 10:11-12). Simple as that. Having said this, in marriage there should be room for reconciliation, else how can that marriage even stand? 

"And unto the married I command, yet not I, but the Lord, Let not the wife depart from her husband: But and if she depart, let her remain unmarried or be reconciled to her husband: and let not the husband put away his wife." ~ 1 Corinthians 7:10-11

There are aspects that can either build or crumble down a marriage: fcu777.deviantart.com/journal/…



A spiritual aspect on marriage

Now, there is more to marriage than the earthly one itself. Having said this, if you look at the issue in a spiritual aspect, it actually reflects our relationship between us the Church, the children of God for that matter and our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ who is the head of the Church, the body of Christ to be precise. The earthly marriage has this high symbolism that most of us unfortunately are not even aware of or chose to overlook :( .

If you look at Isaiah 54:5 where it says "For thy Maker is thine husband; the Lord of hosts is his name; and thy Redeemer the Holy One of Israel; The God of the whole earth shall he be called." And also the Bible says that the husband is the head of the wife "even as Christ is the head of the church, his body, and is himself its Savior." And that as wives submit to their husbands, so do we as Christians submit ourselves to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and His will (Ephesians 5:23,24,32).

This is something we as Christians really need to keep in mind.



The issue of purity & finding the right husband/wife

Okay, even though people may think that it is outdated, purity is still essential. Many teen girls nowadays (especially those involved in premarital relationships) say “To get a husband, you need to get a boyfriend”. 

Now that’s not really true. It's a lie. A blotted lie of the devil.

You don’t need to have a boyfriend/girlfriend to get a future husband/wife for goodness sake! That’s one of the so-called easy routes that many teens unfortunately decided to take, without even minding the social and spiritual consequences attached to it, nor even thinking that purity is ESSENTIAL before entering into marriage!

We live in an age where purity is been scoffed by the world, which sparks promotion of lust and immorality. Many people think it is “being old school” or “old-fashioned”. Well, think again! Purity before marriage is very essential before marriage, even in this 21st century!
As Christians we have to be very watchful, because they are those who may look good but inwardly they are wolves. Having said this, the Bible says that looks deceive (which can be found in the book of Proverbs) and also says that "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband." (1 Corinthians 7:2), because there are some who claim to be Christians but inwardly, they are wolves in sheep's clothing. And Jesus said that not everyone that calls "Lord Lord" will enter the kingdom of God. Simple as that. Is that so hard?

I mean, what in the world is the need for committing immorality just to get the right husband/wife, when God is the Real Matchmaker and His time is the best? For goodness sake, the Bible clearly says that the body is a Temple of the Holy Spirit, not some show wardrobe for everybody to come and mess about with! Geez man! I mean, the whole boyfriend-and-girlfriend thing is not only wrong and sinful, its also getting annoying, and its so overrated. Urgh..

Having said that, as a girl, I will rather wait on God for the right husband to come my way, than to sell my body to some stranger out of impatience all in the name of getting a husband. I had people in my school asking me if I had a boyfriend or want one, I refused. Some boys even attempted to kiss me, I had to get them away from me (sometimes even by slaps, mind you, cos I don't like them trying to touch me anyhow. I won't tolerate that.), I had people pressure me to commit premarital sex all in the name of "fun". I refused. Its not even fun.
In fact, now I mentioned this, as Christians we must resist temptation at all costs, we're not fighting a physical battle here, but a spiritual one. I mean, Jesus didn't give in to the temptations of the devil, so why should we? In this world, people will be often so drawn to these sinful activities like premarital sex with their boyfriend/girlfriend when the enemy tries to convince them that its harmless and fun, when really, it's not harmless AT ALL, it rather creates an open door to the devil. Jesus saw through Satan's deception, and resisted the temptations by speaking God's Word, causing him to leave Him. And consider what King David said in Psalms 119:11, "Thy Word have I hidden in mine heart, that I might not sin against thee."

The best time to have kids is when you're married. Simples. Why can't people understand that sex is solely meant for marriage? Even the Bible says that "Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge." (Hebrews 13:4).

Impatience is among the things that causes one to pick the wrong man/woman, and end up back to square one. It is very unfortunate that many people try to do it by themselves by getting involved in a one night stand, getting a boyfriend/girlfriend, logging in to a dating site, etc. It never ends well. At all. Avoiding immorality and lust may not be easy, but it is never impossible and it’s definitely worth it. And with God's help they can be overcome.
If a man/woman proposes to you, or what, just hold the breaks for a sec and ask yourself "Is he/she the right man/woman for me?". Pray to God about it. If God says yes, go ahead and marry him/her, but if He says otherwise, then wait. The Bible says "For the vision is yet for an appointed time, but at the end it shall speak, and not lie: though it tarry, wait for it; because it will surely come, it will not tarry." (Habakkuk 2:3). God's time is always the best.

I'm sure you Christian fellas out there want to get married to a God-fearing woman someday, and I'm sure you Christian ladies want to get married to a real God-fearing man.

I mean, I'm a girl myself and I do want to get married someday, not just to some random man, but a genuine God-fearing man who truly serves the Lord in Spirit and in Truth and puts it into practice. I don't give a rats about his financial status, race or social status, as long as the man has the Godly qualities in Him.

And I do hope God will one day bring you the right man/woman, if you simply obey Him (not just that that time, but like everyday), and leave the matter into His hands.



Engagement

Its very common that before a man and woman are married, they are first engaged to be married. No doubt about it. But here is the thing: even while you're engaged, purity still matters. I mean, just because you're engaged doesn't mean that its okay to live together before marriage. Never works that way. Its wrong. 
I mean, think about Joseph and Mary: they were engaged themselves, but they didn't touch each other, they didn't live together before marriage, they didn't do anything foolish, they reserved themselves until they are married. That's what a proper engagement is, but today, the world just messed that up. :( (Sad)

And also, the Bible tells us that we should not be unequally yoked with unbelievers (2 Corinthians 6:14-15). Because if a Christian teams up with an unbeliever, he/she will very likely be pulled away from Christ, because "evil communications corrupt good manners." (1 Corinthians 15:33).



In Conclusion

Marriage is a very beautiful union that God has created. In fact, the government did NOT create marriage, God did. Marriage is more than just about love and romance between two people, it is a holy marital devotion between a man and a woman, the way God designed it. And before you ask, in as much as marriage is important, and it is a beautiful union defined by God as between one man and one woman, we are actually given a choice whether to marry or not. I mean 1 Corinthians 7:8-9 says "I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, it is good for them if they abide even as I. But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn." That just shows you that marriage is not by force. All in all, marriage is and always will be between one man and one woman.

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Swoopy1116 Featured By Owner 5 hours ago  Professional Artist
The only thing bible thumpers like you prove, is that God is an asshole. Is that your aim? Because it seems like it.

I mean, some of this makes sense... but, that doesn't save this stamp from being total bullshit.

BTW, Christians reading this comment, I am not bashing Christianity, just the insane Christians dependent on the bible, if you are a sane Christian, who thinks for yourself, and you don't let a book think for you, you're alright in my book.
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POLISHhedgieFanGirl Featured By Owner 3 days ago   General Artist
I don't remember where it was exactly, but I've once read an article about a scientific theory about Adam having Eve and 3 other women as  wives :0 
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Cinnamedic Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
this stamp is gay lmao
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redplanes Featured By Owner 6 days ago  New Deviant
what god
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WalkInTheParker Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Marriage pre-exists any form of religion. Religion, therefore, can't control it.
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ButterTree23 Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2017
Kay but...



God doesn't exist for me.

sooo

Ima just be gay over with my other 9-36 million people.

Bye lol
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king-of-hydras Featured By Owner May 31, 2017
It's marriage. No big deal. Marriage is a weak and useless concept 
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Pokemonfan571 Featured By Owner May 31, 2017  Student Digital Artist
If god would exist I guess...
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Dalek1965 Featured By Owner May 31, 2017
Your made-up god can suck my dick, it doesn't own or define shit.
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JolteonBlue Featured By Owner May 20, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Well I will just be over here with my gay boyfriends as i am a boy too.
Sweetie, shut the fuck up.
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schizocatgirl264 Featured By Owner May 17, 2017  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
You missed an angel and a woman marrying. That should be happening soon since it's one of CERN's goals. And yes you can love an angel or love homosexually and have it not be lust but it's still a sin. Honestly as long as you don't act on being gay (even in your thoughts) it should be fine. I'm not sure if it's a sin to love someone of the same sex but I don't think it is. Gay marriage is a sin though.
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schizocatgirl264 Featured By Owner May 17, 2017  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Gay marriage is a right though even though it's a sin. And so is angelic marriage and divorce.
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Jinxed-Lynx Featured By Owner May 17, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
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what about atheists?
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so a lesbian should marry a man, despite the fact that it isn't what she wants? look, i myself am a christian, and, yes, these acts DO go against the Bible, but that doesn't mean that you need to shove our religion in other's faces! This is a good way to get people to reject Christianity as a whole! all this aside, I think that gays/polyamorous/transgender/etc. people still have a chance at making it to heaven. remember in the Bible, when Jesus witnessed a prostitute almost get stoned to death, but he said,"Let he who is without sin be the first to throw a stone," and nobody threw a single stone. In conclusion, I think LGBT people can make it to heaven, just as long as they are a good person. I think God would understand. remember, He loves ALL of his children <3
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POLISHhedgieFanGirl Featured By Owner 3 days ago   General Artist
This comment made me smile :3
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AlbinoGoat666 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2017
tg
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zaAaAaAAAacK Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
tg
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Aarctic-star Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
have you heard of this thing called "separation of church and state?"
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king-of-hydras Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2017
And what of other religions, should their God define marriage 
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RoseWolf2022 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2017
Uhhhh marriage was made WAY fucking before your made up religion. Also I'm an asexual biromantic and plan on having a husband/wife when I'm older. Offended? Wink/Razz   
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jandn2014 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2017
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In Satisfaction's- guaranteed-ville In Thneedville, we don't want to know Where the smog and trash and chemicals go I just went swimming, and now I glow In Thneedville, we have fun year round We surf and snowboard right in town We thank the Lord for all we've got Including this brand new parking lot! Parking lot! Oh, look, it's Aloysius O'Hare Aloysius O'Hare The man who found a way to sell air And became a zillionaire Hip-hip-hooray! In Thneedville, we love living this way It's like living in paradise It's perfect! And that's how it will stay Oh, yeah! Here in Love-the-life-we-lead-ville Destined-to-succeed-ville We-are-all-agreed-ville We love it here in... Thneedville! Yes! Oh, hi, Ted. Oh, hey, Audrey. Hi. Did your ball land in my backyard again? What? No. A model airplane, this time. Hey, do you want to see something cool? Come on. Whoa! Did you... Did you paint this? Do you like it? What? Are you kidding? This is amazing! What are those? Those are trees. Real ones. They used to grow all around here. And people said that the touch of their tufts was softer than anything, even silk. And they smelled like butterfly milk! Wow! What does that even mean? I know, right? Oh, yeah. What I want more than anything in the whole world is to see a real living tree growing in my backyard. So if, say... I'm just thinking out loud here. If a guy somehow got you one... I'd probably marry him on the spot. I bet that sounds crazy. Does that sound crazy? No! Not crazy. Not crazy at all. Ted, honey, don't play with your food. You, either, Mom. So, Mom, do you happen to know if there's any place where I could get a real tree? Ted, we already have a tree. It's the latest model. Yeah, but I mean a real one that grows out of the ground or whatever. You know, a real tree. Really? You would rather have some dirty, messy lump of wood that just sticks out of the ground? And it does what? I don't even know what it does. What's its purpose? Look at what we've got. It's the Oak-amatic. The only tree with its own remote. Summer, autumn, winter, and disco! Mom? Come on, Ted. Get into it. Dance with the tree. Oh, it hurts, Mom. Please stop. So, anyway... Let's just say I need a tree. Where would I go? What do I do? Then you know what? You need to find the Once-ler. The what? Mom, it's not really the time for one of your magical fables, okay? That's right, I forgot. I'm old and can't even remember to put my teeth in. Stand down. That's not what I meant. No, really, I forgot my teeth. Would you be a dear and go get them for me? Sure, Mom. Okay, here's the deal. The Once-ler is the man who knows what happened to the trees. You want one, you need to find him. The Once-ler? Mmm-hmm. Okay. Grammy, is this a real thing that we're talking about now? Oh, he's real all right. Well, where can I find him? Far outside of town where the grass never grows and the wind smells slow and sour when it blows. And no birds ever sing, excepting old crows. Quit doing that. That's the place where the Once-ler lives. Wait, outside of town? People used to say if you brought him 15 cents, a nail and the shell of a great, great, great grandfather snail, he would tell you everything. Hmm. Mr. O'Hare, what we've got for you is something that is going to take O'Hare Air to the next level. Now, Mr. O'Hare, I know what you're thinking. One, " I've gotten rich selling people air that's "fresher than the stinky stuff outside. " Two, and here is the important one, "How can I possibly make even more money?" We can tell you, sir! We can tell you. Check out this commercial, huh? Well, here goes another lame Saturday. Dude, I don't think so! Huh! Hey! Man! Oh, yeah! What! Yeah! O'Hare purified air. Freshness to go. Please breathe responsibly. Ah? Oh, my goodness. Yeah! Love it. You got to be kidding me. You really think people are stupid enough to buy this? Our research shows that if you put something in a plastic bottle, people will buy it. Exactly. And... And what's more, when we build a new factory to make the plastic bottles, the air quality is just going to get worse. Which will make people want our air even more, and drive sales where? Through the roof! So, in other words, the more smog in the sky, The more people will buy. See, that's why he's the genius! It even rhymes! I'm aware it rhymes. Coats. Big. What do you two knuckleheads want? I'm in the middle of a meeting! What? Why is he leaving town? No one ever leaves town! See what he's up to. Whoa! Huh? Whoa! Whoa. Oh, man. Whoa! All right. Okay. What the... Whoa! Who are you? Who are you and what are you doing here? I'm Ted. I'm Ted. I can't breathe. Are you the Once-ler? Oh, man. Didn't you read the signs? No one is supposed to come here. Get out of here and leave me alone! And don't let the boot hit you on the way out. The boot? Hello! Ow! Listen! People say that if someone brings you this stuff that you will tell them about trees. No, no, no! Trees? Yeah, real ones. You know, that grow out of the ground? Hello? Sorry, it's just... Well, I didn't think anyone still cared about trees. Well, that's me. The guy who still cares. I'm here. Hey! What? Do you want to know about trees? About what happened to them? Why they're all gone? It's because of me. Wait, what? It's because of me! And my invention, the Thneed. It was an amazing product that could do the job of a thousand. All right. Sounds ridiculous, but I mean, that's cool. You're darn right it was cool! It all started a long time ago. Can we start not so long ago, maybe? Do you want a tree? Yes, yes. Then it all started a long, long time ago. I was a young man leaving home. Well, here I go, Mom. Off to change the world with my Thneed. I'm actually doing it! Yes, but just remember, Oncie, if somehow your invention ends up a failure instead of a success, oh, it wouldn't surprise me at all! Nice wheels. Burn! Ow! Yeah, "Burn!" But you will see, okay? I'm going to prove you all wrong. Come on, Melvin! So, there I was at the very bottom. With nothing but a wagon, a mule, and a completely irrational sense of optimism. I was searching the globe, obsessed with finding the perfect material for my Thneed. But I'd had absolutely no success. Until one day, I found paradise. Oh! We're going to be there soon, I'm sure. Whoa! This is the most beautiful place, okay, I have ever seen. Oh. Ta-da! Whoa! Yeah This is it This is the place These Truffula trees are just what I need Gonna chop one down and make my Thneed But first... Now you! That's great! So now our friendship can begin Hand in hand, and wing and fin There's nothing you and I can't do So let's all make my dreams come true Hey, guys! Come on, where is my back-up chorus? What? Ah-ha! Oh. Ooh! Hey, hey, wait. Wait a minute. Excuse me? Yeah, that's awesome. Feeding junk food to forest animals? That's great. But, uh, is there a musical number where you show me how to get a tree? Because I would love to hear that one. Oh, yes. Right after the musical number about the kid who kept interrupting the story, and was never heard from again. Right, got it. Proceed. All right, here we go. About to make a Thneed, about to change the world. Check it out, guys... Where did everybody go? Little did I know that by chopping down that tree I had just summoned a mystical creature as old as time itself. The legendary, slightly annoying guardian of the forest. The Lorax. Hey! Whoo! Did you chop down this tree? Uh... No. Who did it? What's that? I think he did it. Leave! Vacate the premises! Take your ax and get out! And who are you? I'm the Lorax! Guardian of the forest. I speak for the trees. So you're telling me, you just didn't see me magically appear out of that stump? With all the lightning and thunder and stuff. You didn't see any of that? No, but that sounds amazing. Can I see some of that? Uh, yeah, I could show you. But that's not how it works. Okay. Um... Didn't really happen. Oh, I know what you want! I've got one of these for the cutest little guy I ever saw! Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy... How dare you! Give me that! Mmm. I'm going to eat this, but I am highly offended by it. What are you... Hey, Mustache! Will you stop that? What's your deal, man? Time for you to go, Beanpole! Pull them right out. Just going to put them right back in. We can do this all day. Stop right there! Stop it! So you would hammer one of nature's innocent creatures? What? No! I would never hit this little guy. You, on the other hand, I would gladly pound you and your mustache into the ground! Behold! The intruder and his violent ways. Shame on you. For shame! All right, you know what? That's it! You listen to me, you furry meatloaf. I'm going to chop down as many trees as I need. Okay? Newsflash! Not going anywhere! End of story. Then you leave me no choice. If you're not gone by the time the sun sets on this valley, all the forces of nature will be unleashed upon you and curse you until the end of your days! You have been warned. Thanks. Yeah, okay. You have been warned. But I didn't listen to his warning. And you won't believe what happened that night. What? If you want to hear more, come back tomorrow. Hey, wait, wait! Tomorrow? Whoa! Whoa-ho-ho. Are you serious right now? Ah! You live in the middle of nowhere! It stinks out here. Don't make me come back! I guess you don't really want to hear the rest of the story. No, no. I do. I really do. I want to hear the story. I just... Nah! You don't have what it takes. Goodbye. Wait, wait! I have what it takes. It's all right. It's okay, I'll come back. It's no problem. See, here I am, leaving. Walking away now. I'll see you tomorrow. Mmm. Maybe. Just maybe. What did you wish for, Audrey? Well, I would love to tell you, but, sadly, according to the universal wish laws, I cannot. I know what she wished for. Was it, perhaps... This? Ted, you didn't. Oh, no. I totally did. Happy birthday, Audrey. Kiss him! Kiss him! Ted. Ted. Tedster. Huh! You're kissing the cereal again, hon. What? I just... I like this cereal. What one is this? Yeah! Okay. Well, I'll make sure to buy extra next time for you. All right, cool. Hey, I got to run. I got to go do a thing. So, I'll see you guys. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! You're not going anywhere, young man. It's Sunday. You know what that means? Family time, and we're all playing board games! But... Hmm. Mmm? Oh, man. Mom, seriously, every turn? Hey, back off! Ooh! No. Okay! Family time is over. It is now personal time. I'll be in my room. Okay, dear. Have fun. I knew I could break her. Go. Huh? Go see him! Oh, yeah! You rule! Thank you, Grammy. Whoa! Hey! Ted, right? Um, Mr. O'Hare? So, I hear you have become interested in trees. What's that all about? Oh. Um... Where did you hear that? Oh. Teddy, there's not much that goes on in Thneedville that I don't know about. Here's the deal, I make a living selling fresh air to people. Trees? They make it for free. So, when I hear people talking about them, I consider it kind of a threat to my business. I don't even know what you're talking about. You listen to me, boy. Don't go poking around in things you don't understand or I'll be your worst nightmare. I'm Frankenstein's head on a spider's body! Yeah, um... Okay, my mom is expecting me. So, I'm just going to... Of course, of course. Now, go back to your family game time. Grandma just finished her turn. How did you know? Please. I have eyes everywhere. Huh! You got a beautiful town here, Ted. Lots of fun stuff to occupy your short attention span. Why, I can't think of any reason you would ever want to go outside of town again. Ever. Okay! Good talk. Really good talk. Oh, no. Look out! Hey, man? You know, you need to change that door bell. Oh, you missed me. What? You're already back. Clearly, you missed me a little. Right? No, I didn't. I'm just here to hear the end of the story. Why are you so interested in trees anyway? Why aren't you like other kids, break dancing and wearing bell-bottoms, and playing the Donkey Kongs? Yeah, right, right. I don't know. Uh, I just thought it would be kind of cool to have one, you know? Huh? It's a girl, isn't it? What? No! Really? Because when a guy does something stupid once, well, that's because he's a guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, it's usually to impress some girl. Hey, she is not some girl! She's a woman, in high school. And she loves trees. And I'm going to get her one. Aw! How nice to see someone so undeterred by things like reality. Thank you. All right, but where did we leave off? Now that's a Thneed. Nothing unmanly about knitting. No, sir. Look at that... Oh! Who taught you guys how to steal a bed? Shh! Okay, nice and easy. Nice work, you guys. Couldn't have done it without you. You got to be kidding me. Can he swim? Of course he can't swim! Hang on, Pipsqueak! I'm coming to get you! Hey, you fishies! Stop that bed! Whoo! Whoo! Jump, jump! Come on, get up there. Come on. Go, go! A little bit more! A little bit more! Now what? Mmm-mmm. Get up there. Okay, Pipsqueak, give me your hand. Come on, reach out for the Lorax. Where did you go? Bar-ba-loots. Oh, that's bad. Hey, Beanpole, wake up! What's happening? Where am I? Hey! We got trouble, and it's coming up fast! Whoo! We're in a river! Whew! Oh, no. Just do something! Help is on the way! No, no! Just a minute! Oh, no! Wake up! Wake up! Yuck! Clear! Ah! I was heading into the light, and you pulled me right back and here I am! You saved my life! Yeah, I know. Well, no, it's not that big a deal. It is a big deal! Look, I almost went over that waterfall! Wait... On my bed. How did my bed get in the river? Uh... About that... Actually... I put your bed in the water. I didn't mean you any harm. I just wanted to calmly float you away. Look, everyone here needs the trees and you're chopping them down! So, we've got a big problem. All right, look. I hereby swear that I will never chop down another tree. I promise. Thank you. But I'm going to keep my eye on you. Good. Now, I've got a big day tomorrow so I'm going to get some sleep. Right after I find my bed. Ow! Okay, what are you... Question, what are they doing here? And follow up, if I may, what are you doing here? Well, after the incident last night, we found one of your socks and came here to return it. But when we got here, you were asleep. What? Ew! Exactly. And sleeping is the body's way of telling other people to go away. I know, but you looked so cozy. And it was cold outside, and we just fell asleep. No harm done. "No harm done"? "No harm done"? Okay. Okay, I put my lips on those. Well, I used to, anyway. Ew. Did you just... In my bowl! Why do you have one of these? You don't even have a mustache. Okay, that's it! What? I thought we made a deal last night. Yes, we did. And I said I wouldn't chop down any more trees. And I said I was going to keep an eye on you. I'm starving. What's for breakfast? Breakfast is overrated. You know what? I got work to do. Yeah. I got to go into town and sell my Thneed. You chopped down one of my trees to make that piece of garbage? Look at that... "Garbage"? Oh, no. Oh, no! You do not get it. This is a revolutionary product that will change the world as we know it. It has a million uses! Look at this. It's a swimsuit! Mud tracked all over your floor by uninvited guests? Well, the Thneed sure comes in handy for that! But wait, there's more! Thanks to its all-natural microfibers, the Thneed is super-absorbent! It also works as a hat. Of course, you probably want to wring it out first. Go ahead, knock yourself out. But nobody is going to buy that thing. Good to know. Well, fortunately, you are not the target market, weirdo. You're bringing a guitar? Oh, yeah. I got a little jingle. I'm gonna blow some minds, gonna sell some Thneeds! Yeah. Everybody needs a Thneed A fine thing that all people... Sit down, go on. Unfortunately, I didn't sell it the first day. The Thneed is good The Thneed is great... Hey! Or the second day. Hey! Or the third, or fourth, or fifth day. Okay, that one hit the tender spot. Until finally... That's it! You know what? I'm done with this thing. Aw. My family was right. I quit! Hey. Cool hat. Oh, my gosh! I totally want one. That thing makes me like you more. Hey! Where's your Thneed, did you sell it? Hey. No, no. Didn't sell it. Turns out, it's ahead of its time, I guess. Hey, you gave it your best shot. Right? What more can you do? Come on, take a seat, we'll deal you in. What are we playing? I'm playing poker. He's playing Go Fish. And I think he's hungry. Oh. Pancake, the pancake Up! Who is up for ninths? Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Whoa! All right, pass them over. Yeah, see? What's going on? Oh, no. That's a lot of people. Everybody needs a Thneed A fine thing that all people need The Thneed is good The Thneed is great Let's hope we're not too late It's a super trendy hat It's a tightrope for an acrobat A net for catching butterflies A thing we use for exercise Everybody needs a Thneed A fine thing that all people need Everybody needs a Thneed Oh, yeah! We're in business, baby! We need a Thneed Mom? Hey, it's me! I told you I was going to be a success! You need to bring the whole family here right now. We're going to be rich! What? I'm going to need all the help I can get. Don't worry. So, has he told you how to get a tree yet? Actually, no. But I think he's going to get to that part really soon. Here we are. What? I'll just be a minute. Oh, wow. Hey, Audrey! Oh, hi, Ted! What's up? You know me, just cruising. Putting out the vibe. Just me and my thoughts. Oh, is this the girl you're always talking about? Grandma! Stop making things up. She's even prettier than... Okay, got to run! Bye. Okay, Grammy, let's get you home! Yeah! Whoa! I'm so sorry. So sorry. Did not wanna see that. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-ho-ho! Hey! Hey, I'm back. What have you got there? Yes! Whoa! Thank you, Ted. Now, picture this. Sun shining, a blue sky, a perfect day. It was all downhill from there. Whoa! What a dump. Hey, Aunt Grizelda! Hey, Chet, check this out! Go long! No, Brett, that's actually not a... Okay. Go long! Go long! I got it! I got it! Got it! He totally ran into that tree! Ow! Oncie, is that you? Mom! There he is! There's my big, suddenly successful son! We always knew you would make it, Oncie. Right? Hey! I love this guy! But you always said I wouldn't amount to anything, remember? Hush your mouth. I was just trying to motivate you! I am really glad that you clarified that because it actually hurt my feelings for a really long time. Anyway, you're all here, you all work for me, and that's cool. So, let's get to work. Brett, Chet, set up the RV! Would you stop throwing that bear? Time out. Back up. Stop. Don't move an inch. Nobody's moving in here. You got to go. Goodbye. So, who invited the giant, furry peanut? You calling me a peanut, huh? I'll go right up your nose! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! You wouldn't hit a woman. That's a woman? Okay. Everyone, cool it. Let's not get off on the wrong foot here. Um, family, this is my friend... Acquaintance. Yeah, acquaintance. Very good acquaintance, the Lorax. He speaks for the trees. That's right. And on behalf of the trees, get out! Will you just be nice! This is my family. And I'm going to need their help if my company is going to get bigger. Okay? Bigger? Yeah, this isn't some rinky-dink operation anymore. I got plans. Big plans! A vision of a world filled with Thneeds. It's going to be huge! Which way does a tree fall? Uh, down? A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful which way you lean. I mean, look at this. It's amazing. I am so proud of me. Oncie, we've got us a little problem. Problem? Mmm-hmm. See, we're not making Thneeds fast enough. Harvesting the tufts takes too long! Well, what else can we do? Well, and this just came to me, we could always start chopping down the trees. What? Now you're thinking. That would speed things up! But... No "but" s, Oncie. You're running a business now. You have to do what's best for the company, and your momma. Well, I guess it couldn't hurt to chop down a few trees. You've made me so proud, Oncie. Come here! Hey! I love this guy! No! No, no, no! Stop it! Please, stop. Take that, you stupid tree! Where do you think you're going? Excuse me, sir. I need to talk with your boss. Oh, I'm sorry, but Mr. Once-ler's not seeing anyone right now. Yeah, well, he'll see me. So... Hey, keep your paws off me! Give me a reason, Shorty. Hey, you broke your promise. You're better than this. You gotta stop! This is bad! Have a nice day! Bad? I'm not bad, I'm the good guy here. He just doesn't get it. Do you think I'm bad? Thank you! I mean, something good finally happens to me, and he just has to come along and rain on my parade. What's his problem? See? Yeah, bad! Right. How bad can I be? I'm just doin' what comes naturally How bad can I be? I'm just following my destiny How bad can I be? I'm just doin' what comes naturally How bad can I be? How bad can I possibly be? Well, there's a principle in nature Principle in nature That almost every creature knows Called survival of the fittest Survival of the fittest And check it, this is how it goes The animal that wins gotta scratch and fight And claw and bite and punch And the animal that doesn't Well, the animal that doesn't Winds up someone else's La-la-la-la lunch Munch, munch, munch, munch, munch I'm just sayin' How bad can I be? I'm just doin' what comes naturally How bad can I be? I'm just following my destiny How bad can I be? I'm just doin' what comes naturally How bad can I be? How bad can I possibly be? There's a principle in business Principle in business That everybody knows is sound It says the people with the money People with the money Make this ever-loving world go round So I'm biggering my company I'm biggering my factory I'm biggering my corporate sign Bigger, bigger! Everybody out there You take care of yours I'll take care of mine-mine-mine-mine-mine Shake that bottom line Let me hear you say Smogulous Smoke! Smogulous Smoke! Schloppity-Schlopp! Complain all you want It's never, ever, ever, ever gonna stop Stop! Come on, how bad can I possibly be? How bad can I be? I'm just building the economy How bad can I be? Just look at me petting this puppy How bad can I be? A portion of proceeds goes to charity How bad can I be? How bad could I possibly be? Let's see! All the customers are buying And the money's multiplying And the PR people are lying And the lawyers are denying Who cares if a few trees are dying? This is all so gratifying! How bad? How bad can this possibly be? So, how are things? What are you doing here? Happy yet? You fill that hole deep down inside you? Or do you still need more? Look, if you've got a problem with what I'm doing, why haven't you used your quote-unquote powers to stop me? I told you, that's not how it works. Right, I forgot. You're a fraud. I need you to get out. Now! Why? Do I make you uncomfortable? Remind you of the promises you made? The man you used to be? You know what? You can just shut your mustache. My conscience is clear. I have done nothing illegal. I have my rights, and I intend to keep on biggering and biggering, and turning more Truffula trees into Thneeds. And nothing is going to stop me! Well, that's it. The very last one. That may stop you. Somebody sure made a bundle on that thing. I wonder what the next million dollar invention's going to be. Yeah, I wonder... Son, you have let me down. Brett, you are now my favorite child. Hey, look, I don't want any trouble. And you won't get any. Not from them. Thanks to you and your hacking, and smogging and glupping, they can't live here anymore. So, I'm sending them off. Hopefully, they'll be able to find a better place out there somewhere. Melvin? Melvin... Hey, Pipsqueak... Hey... So, this is really all your fault. You destroyed everything. Yes. And each day since the Lorax left, I've sat here regretting everything I've done, staring at that word, "unless," and wondering what it meant. But now I'm thinking... Well, maybe you're the reason the Lorax left that word there. Me? Why would he leave that for me? Because unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not. The last Truffula seed. You need to plant it, Ted. Yeah, but, nobody cares about trees anymore. Then make them care. Plant the seed in the middle of town, where everyone can see. Change the way things are. I know it may seem small and insignificant, but it's not about what it is, it's about what it can become. That's not just a seed, any more than you're just a boy. I won't let you down. I know. Hey, Audrey! Audrey! Ted? What are you doing? Meet me at my house. Wait, but... My house, okay? Got to plant the seed. Okay, we're going to need water. And uh, something to dig with. Um, what do I have... Ted? Mom, I'm busy, Mom. Theodore Wiggins, get down here right now, and I am not kidding with you! Ted, I would like you to meet Mr. O'Hare, the most powerful man in town. There he is! Hello, Ted. Uh... Hi. Isn't he clever, Mr. O'Hare? He knows his own name and everything. You know what I would love right now, Mrs. Wiggins? A delicious cookie. Wonderful. Teddy and I'll stay here and talk. Sure, why don't you go ahead and adopt him? I'm just kidding. That was a joke. I was just joking. I'll get your cookie. I know you have it, Ted. So, let's put an end to this nonsense, shall we? Hand it over. I'm sorry... I don't know what you're talking about. Really? Well, then... I guess you wouldn't mind us checking your room. No, no, no! Morty! McGurk! Find the seed! No, you can't go up there! Guys, this is ridiculous. Stop! Hey! No, you can't come in my room! Find it! Find it! What is going on here? This doesn't involve you! Get back downstairs! Excuse me, down there! I don't care who you are, you little crazy baby-man! Get out of my house now. This is outrageous. Fine. Sorry. Must have been a misunderstanding. We'll be leaving now. And my apologies, Ted. You be safe. Mind telling me what's going on here? The seed! Where is it? Seed? Where's Grammy? It's alive! I remember you. Ted, what... Audrey! Hey, did you want to... Well, okay! Ted, what is this about? It's about this. Wait, wait, wait. Is that... Yes. The last Truffula seed. And you're going to help me plant it right in the middle of town where everyone can see it. I could just kiss you right now! We don't have time for that. I don't know, we have a little time. But, you know what, let's just go. Let's go. Forget about it. Maniac! Hey! Ah! Here it comes! I'm going for it. Oh, hello! Ted, big scary blimp coming. Whoa! You won't get away with this, boy! Bam! Go faster, you idiot! Yeah! Step on it, Ted! Whoa! You're fired! Whoa! Ted, look out! Nobody beats Aloysius O... Ted... This is not good. How's it doing? Whoa-ho-ho! Loser! Oh, really? Oh, no. The seed! Get that seed! Hang on! Here we go! Grammy! Seriously, how cool is your grandma? No! Come on! Yeah, that's right. There it is! Hey! Watch the road, you meathead! Ah! Hey, ow, ow! Oh, come on! What the... Get it unstuck, get it unstuck! Bring it on, Teddy! You don't have the guts! Ted! Grammy! Whoo-hoo! Yes! Hey, hey, hey! Hey! It's Mr. O... Take that, shorty! Okay, we have to get this in the ground. But where? There's no dirt anywhere. No, Grammy... Hey, get out of there! Ah! Hey! What? See, what did I tell you? Easy. Huh? Hey, they broke O'Hare's head! What do you think you're doing, kid? Um, I'm looking for a place to plant a tree. A real one. Why would we need a tree? Exactly. Oh, man. Folks... The last thing you want around here is trees. They're filthy! Spewing that sticky, nasty sap all over the place. They bring poisonous ants and stinging bees. Hey! Ouch. Think about the kids. And, I just thought, you know, they make leaves! You know that, right? Then these leaves, they just fall. They just fall wherever they want! Come on! We know why you're really against trees. Because they produce fresh air. For free! Oh! I am wounded! You have lied! It is not a lie! It's called photosynthesis. Come on. She's making that up! That's a made-up word, people! Thneedville is perfect just the way it is. We don't need trees! That boy has a seed. We need to stop him! Who's with me? Come on! O'Hare is right! Seeds will ruin us all! Stop it! Last chance, kid. Hand it over! Where do you think you're going? Come on, let's go! Get in, get in! Hey! Stop that maniac! Excuse me, excuse me. Watch out! Ted, you're going to hit the wall! Yeah. I know. Wow. Did you see that? Who does this kid think he is, huh? I am Ted Wiggins. And I speak for the trees. And the fact is, things aren't perfect here in Thneedville. And they're only going to get worse, unless we do something about it, unless we change our ways. And we can start by planting this! Okay. Come on, now. Everything is fine. Right? I say we tell this kid what we think about that seed! People, come on! You! Get out there right now and get these people on my side, or else you're fired! Go on, tell them what you think. You don't know me, but my name's Cy I'm just the O'Hare delivery guy But it seems like trees might be worth a try So I say let it grow My name is Dan And my name's Rose Our son Wesley kind of glows And that's not good, so we suppose We should let it grow Let it grow, let it grow You can't reap what you don't sow Plant a seed inside the Earth Just one way to know its worth Let's celebrate the world's rebirth We say let it grow My name's Marie, and I am three! I would really like to see a tree I say let it grow I'm Grammy Norma I'm old, and I've got gray hair But I remember when trees were everywhere And no one had to pay for air So I say let it grow Let it grow, let it grow Like it did so long ago It is just one tiny seed But it's all we really need It's time to change the life we lead Time to let it grow My name's O'Hare, I'm one of you I live here in Thneedville, too The things you say just might be true It could be time to start anew And maybe change my point of view Nah! I say let it die! Let it die, let it die Let it shrivel up and... Come on, who's with me? Nobody. You greedy dirt-bag! Let it grow, let it grow Let the love inside you show Plant a seed inside the Earth Just one way to know its worth Let's celebrate the world's rebirth We say let it grow Let it grow, let it grow You can't reap what you don't sow It's just one tiny seed But it's all we really need It's time to banish all your greed Imagine Thneedville flowered and treed Let this be our solemn creed Thank you, Ted. We say let it grow In Thneedville We say let it grow It's a brand new dawn We say let it grow In Thneedville We say let it grow It's a brand new dawn You done good, Beanpole. You done good. By the way, nice mustache.
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RoseWolf2022 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2017
...how long did this take? That's amazing :faint: 
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jandn2014 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2017
I copy-pasted it from somewhere else
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RoseWolf2022 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2017
oh. Still, whoever quoted the entire movie, that's impressive!
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1-800-YOU-WISH Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
eeeee love your username ;)
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Edithel Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2017
If God defines marriage, why are you defining it for him?
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WalkInTheParker Featured By Owner May 1, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
YES
EXACTLY
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RoseWolf2022 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2017
Holy shit that's like the roast of 2017 right there XD
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TheMarquisOfDorks Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2017  Student General Artist
god can suck my misshapen and undersized phallus
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1-800-YOU-WISH Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
so u gonna rely on some make believe man to define marriage, nigga what
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Galactic-Fire Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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Fuck it right girl! (you know I love it when you)
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Do my dance on your chick, ooh you know she love the pussy. 
Do my dance on your chick, ooh you know she love the pussy.
Do my dance on your chick, ooh you know she love the pussy.
Do my dance on your chick, ooh you know she love the pussy.
Lamborghini, you don't even see me
Bad bitch, no bikini taking shots of Henny
Order calamari, say she want that fettuccine
5 star bitches, my bitches don't eat at Denny's
Run the city, you runnin' laps trying to get with me
I'm all in her red skin, like I play for Washington
I'm five eight, but six ten, my pussy stand like Superman
Shoulder lean that bitch, shoulder lean that bitch
Mills cause I'm hot, trigger finger keep that pussy wet
Bills in my fists, shawty she gon' dance on my pussy
Mills cause I'm hot, trigger finger keep that pussy wet
Bills in my fists, shawty she gon' dance on my pussy
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She got her booty cheeks on my Louie sheets
She can do it on a pole, but can she do it on me
Her flexing ass, let me see you flex that ass
I don't call I just text that ass and buy special bags
Python, all gold no ice on
Nothing but shaved pussy in my iPhone
And this right here a no fly zone
And you are not us, so don't try holmes
I buy cars, I buy homes, my antidote for my catapult
I'm up through there, foreign shoes, these a new pair
Chains on, this two pair
Make your girl buy new hair
Wear that pussy out, like new gear (ho)
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kase-ice-queen Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2017
Wow, no one here knows how to simply respect someone's religion and opinion. You don't have to bite someone's head off just because you disagree with them! Differing opinions isn't the end of the world. Just think, 'I don't agree' and move on. No need to rant an entire novel in the comments. It's a waste of your and the artist's time.
(And did I see the Bee Movie somewhere in the comments? Just.... Why?)
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SeventhClass Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2017
"Respect my right to hate".
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M00NBRUSH Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2017  Professional Digital Artist
Such ignorant and offensive people in the comments. They lack any respect for themselves or others. Thank you for this post because your points are proven and stand, and they only made it stronger by acting a fool.

But anyone who doesn't believe the real purpose of marriage isn't in a valid real marriage to begin with.
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FunkyArsonist Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So they're finally here, performing for you 
If you know the words, you can join in too 
Put your hands together if you want to clap 
As we take you through this fun-ky rap!  HUH! 
  
D. K.!  Donkey Kong! 
  
* He's the leader of the bunch.  You know him well. 
He's finally back to kick some tail! 
[Break: 2 Measures, Monkey Yells](1) 
His coconut gun can fire in spurts 
If he shoots ya, [Monkey Yell] it's gonna hurt! (2) 
He's bigger!  faster!  and stronger too! 
He's the first member of the DK crew! 
D. K.!  Donkey Kong!  HEY! 
D. K.!  Donkey Kong is here! 

[Break: 1 Measure] 
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes! 
She shrinks in size to suit her mood! 
[Break: 2 Measures] 
She's quick n' nimble when she needs to be 
She floats in air and climbs up trees! 
[Break: 2 Measures] 
If you choose her, you won't choose wrong 
With a skip and a hop, she's ONE COOL KONG! 
[Break: 2 Measures] 
D. K.!  Donkey Kong! 
[Break: 4 Measures] 
  
He has no style, he has no grace 
This Kong...has a funny face 
He can handstand when he wants to 
And stretch his arms out just for you! 
[Break: 1 Measure] 
In-flate himself just like a balloon 
This cra-zy Kong just digs this tune!  HEY! 
D. K.! (D. K.!) Donkey Kong! 
D. K.! (D. K.!) Donkey Kong is here! 

[Break: 2 Measures] 
He's back again, and about time, too 
And this time, he's in the mood! 
[Break: 2 Measures] 
He can fly real high 
with his jetpack on... 
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong! 
He can make you smile when you hear his tune... 
[Break: 1 Measure] 
But, Kremlings beware 
'cause he's out after you! 
D. K.!  Donkey Kong! 
D. K.!  Donkey Kong! 
(fading) 
D. K.!  Donkey Kong! 
D. K.... 
  
Fi-nal-ly, he's here for you! 
It's the LAST member of the D. K. crew! 
This Kong's...so strong, it isn't funny! 
Can make a Kremling cry out for Mummy! 
[Break: 2 Measures] 
He can pick up a boulder with relative ease 
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze 
He may move slow; he can't jump high 
But this Kong's one heck of a guy!  Hehehe... 

[Break: 2 Measures] 
Come on Cranky! 
Take it to the stage! 
  
** Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells! 
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells! 
** REPEAT 
Oh, yeah! 
  
[Break: 4 Measures] 
  
* REPEAT (and fading)
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ADragonsSong Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm an atheist
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RoseWolf2022 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2017
Same, and people like this make me happy that I am :>
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ADragonsSong Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Like honestly... just... so many religious people are terrible. Of course not all of them, but there are a bunch out there
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RoseWolf2022 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2017
I can tell...
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ADragonsSong Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
yep
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Sprinter136 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ikr, these fanatical Christians make my brain cells die just reading their drivel
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OrkyDorky Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Wait,do you really fucking think people are going to read that?!
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FluffyKyubey42 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2017
Hate to break it to ya, but marriage has existed long before Christianity. So yeah, man DOES define marriage, not your fictional giant sky grand dad. Try again, sweetcheeks.
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ADragonsSong Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Petition to call him sky daddy
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FluffyKyubey42 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2017
All hail the mighty Sky Grand Dad!
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ADragonsSong Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Haaill hiiimmm!
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FluffyKyubey42 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2017
PRAAAAAAIIIIIIISSEEEE!!!!
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:iconadragonssong:
ADragonsSong Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
PRAAAIIISEEE DAT SKY GRAND DADDY
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